Whatup Tumblr?
So after frantically trying to get internet, I have finally gotten it after days of unnecessary waiting. What I’ve figured out about China so far, is that they are very impatient people who do things slowly. This essentially equates to the drivers driving slowly whilst honking their horns whilst driving on the wrong side of the road. My bedroom is as good as it’s gunna get in China, I’ve got everything I could need, it just looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in ever. My bathroom door doesn’t have a door handle so if you’re shut in their bad luck, ‘cos you aren’t getting out… The food here is ridiculous, for £2 I could buy enough food to feed a small African nation. It’s pretty much noodles or rice, but what you have on that seems to be an insane amount of choices. Looking around the societies fair today I was approached by the fashion society to be a model for them. Clearly my near legendary good looks have stayed with me over the border. All I can think of for the moment, I’ll post pics and more sagas of my journey in the foreign land when I can. Catch y’all in a bit!
So for anyone who wants to hear what I’m doing as opposed to me posting funny pics, I’m sitting in Hong Kong airport, taking advantage of the free wifi. Completely grey outside as well as being very hot and humid. I’d bet good money I don’t see the sun while I’m here…
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DON’T DO THIS WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK, IT SENT ME CRAZY.
…woah
OMG
I LOVE LIFE
Stare at it for 30 seconds and then look somewhere else.
I’M TRIPPING FUCK BALLS BRO, I FEEL SO HIGH LOL…FREE DRUGS
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MY EYES.
OH FUCK
Not gonna lie, it freaked me out when i first clicked on it.
free druugs.
(Source: xhiao1994.com)
Not to make too much light of very serious situations, not just in Birmingham, but all across the country, but I think we all deserve a quick giggle amidst the mayhem…..right? ;)
nice flip bro
headbangin’ bacon